Death of The Party

Nothing like a sitcom like How I Met Your Mother to open your eyes to jokes that aren't funny. Being an unfunny joke teller myself, I'm offended. Anyways, its a little past 10 at night, and lo and behold, I am sitting in my room, doing myself the disgusting favor of having in a lip full of Red Seal Mint. It's amazing how it takes small pieces of a plant, including other sick shit, to make people relax and feel at ease. No reading or walking for me, give me the thing in a can that looks like diarrea-ized rat shit to put in my mouth, give me a high five, then move along. I've actually gotten out of the house/room today. wierd. Somehow, I got talked/peer pressured/jewed into setting up and running the sound tonight at my brother in law's church, where he is the youth pastor. I'd like to take this time to thank Belmont for giving me the title, not the knowledge, or someone who knows how to do this kinda stuff. When the dude heard I went there, he assumed I knew how to do this jazz. Being the proud american male I am most days, I went ahead and didn't spread the word that in fact, I don't know how to do shit. In the end though, I can say it turned out okay, and I think my status as a guy who can do things might still be upheld. Thank god. Thank america. I've been catching up on news at cnn quite frequently these past few days, and what the fart is up with the earthquakes? Somehow, we can watch as something as horrid as Nick Cage's career survive, and also be the ones helping it along the way, but we can't figure out a way to detect these earthquakes? These things are inevitable it seems, much like a twist in my ninja M. Night Shyamalan's "kewl" movies. These things really sph my ilis. (nice one critter). In conclusion, I do have a reason to sleep hours that normal people shouldn't tonight. I have to take CRC test at 8 in the morning. I believe it stands for Career Readiness Test, and it has been explained to me as a test to make sure you're not a r-tard, which is quite clever to be mandatory in Arkansas. Most likely I won't do well. Go figure. But I do wish I could tell some clever story or witty joke, but honestly, this is all I got. It's been a day, and I guess that is all I can ask for. Sleep well. 3400 for lyfe. yes.

-Critter